Over The Rainbow

Somewhere over the rainbow way up high

There's a land that I heard in a lullaby.

Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue

and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

Someday I'll reach upon a star

and wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where troubles melts like lemon drops

Away above the chimney tops that's where you find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly

Birds fly over the rainbow but why, then oh why, can't I.

If happy little bluebirds fly

beyond the rainbow why, oh why, can't I?

Actual Letter Taken From The Times Of India . Respone To a 'Marriage Proposal' Advertisement! Marriage Proposal Reply In Punjabi English

Madam :

I am an older young uncle living
only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement
for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and
hope you will take me nicely and easily.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big,
six foot tall, and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing
hardly also. Especially I like cricket, and I am a good
batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in
for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is
scared of my balls because they bounce a
lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at
everyone. I am happy and I am
gay. ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. Am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to
get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad
habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking cigarettes
or anything
else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping
like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want
you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
bells in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is
always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am
living with myself only. What to do ? So I am taking things
into my own hands everyday... That is why I am pressing
myself on you, so that you will come in my house and
take my things into your
hands.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be
loving you very hard every day.. fact, I will stop pumping
dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and
not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you
come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling
feet looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with
anticipation.

好久没登上这儿了。
哈哈。。。。。玩爽。